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Wedding Preparation Be Like (with subtitles) | திருமணத்திற்கு முன் தொல்லைகள் | The Cheeky DNA
January 18, 2020
To the Shopkeeper : Hi sister! My wedding is fixed! So I need a lehenga for my engagement, A dress for my Sangeet
A Chudidhar for my Mehendi function A Very Grand Lehenga for my reception! And a Muhurta Saree for my marriage.
Can you show me everything? Dad : Did you buy everything sweetie? Happy? Buy two pairs extra too, if you feel moody during the ceremony, you will have options to choose from! To the Shopkeeper: Sis, Pack Everything! To Dad : Please pay the bill dad! Dad: Hey Brother! Print the bill.
How should I pay? Shopkeeper : Sir, Credit card or Debit card? Dad : Samsung Pay! Hi Sister, Remember me, I came to shop for my wedding Today I have decided to buy for my whole family! No big Deal, Just for my mom, dad, brother, his wife, grandpa, grandma *lists the entire extended family* *Adding to that, lists down her fiance’s extended family* That’s it sis! Dad to Subha : Enough sweetie Enough! Dad to Bill Guy : Please take Credit card, I will pay for all of this next month! *asks herself why she is here* Hi sis! On my way, there were a few people
standing at the bus stand I think they are the only ones, who haven’t bought a new dress for my wedding So I decided to buy for them! It’s my marriage no! Show me everything! *Dad begs Subha to stop*
Asks the shopkeeper for bill! Shopkeeper: Sir, How are you planning on paying? Dad : Coins *sad music intensifies* Subha : My marriage is fixed, I’m so excited!! Cute Friend: I’m so happy for you di Subha : I know we have 6 months, but I have already bought all my lingerie from Zivame for the wedding! Cute Friend : What? Already? Subha : Shall I show you what all I ordered?
Cute friend :Show Show! Subha : First one is Strapless Bra! You girls are planning my bachelorette party at Goa right? I know! *Sternly tells her to plan* We planned to wear sexy dresses and dance Salsa in Goa right? It really is supportive. I tried it too! Cute Friend : Nice di I should look slim in sexy dress no! That’s why I joined the gym as soon as my marriage got fixed. If you are going to the gym and aren’t wearing new clothes, then you don’t feel like going to the gym itself Correct! That’s why I bought a sports bra! *justifies floral print by singing a cheesy ass song* It’s so cute na. I will wear it to the gym now,
and wear it around my house in the future. *overacts shying emoji* Floral, Yellow is your favorite color too! Next is backless bra, my mother-in-law let me wear
a backless Choli for my engagement, she’s so cool no! So I ordered it as soon as I saw it in Zivame *Close your mouth now* I found another great item! We saw a beautiful white dress for my Sangeet We didn’t know what to wear inside coz it was transparent Found it. It’s Miracle Everyday Bra It’s so nice no? It’s super soft and light weight too! OMG! This is on another level! Keep that down, look at the next item!
It’s a padded blouse for Saree You don’t even need to wear a bra! That’s so fun! *weird high pitch sound of excitement* After the wedding, we would be invited to every other person’s house for lunches, and we will have to wear saree I can’t be stitching blouse for every saree Cute friend :True that! And also what if I put on weight after my marriage That’s why bought this! Cute Friend : You go girl! Subha : You shouldn’t tease me for the next item!
It’s a complete marriage material item! It’s saree shapewear, worn instead of an inskirt! I will burn everyone with my hotness,
by looking slim and trim in saree! Nobody will call me Aunty after the wedding Cute Friend : Oh nice! Its super stretchy! I am so excited di! Cute Friend : By the way, what about lingerie for your honeymoon? *Glass shatters* OMG! I totally forgot about it! Wait a second! *Calls her boyfriend* Cute Friend : Ask him, we have offers on Zivame!
We can buy loads! Subha : Hey Baby, can you send me Rs.5000,
gotta buy lingerie! Cute Friend *cringes* Subha to Boyfriend : It’s for you baby! Subha : Come! Let’s shop together! Subha to Decorator : It’s nice no, this tree needs to be filled with lights, It should look like a fairytale wedding I should see more lights than the leaves on this tree! Let’s look at the stage next! Cover the stage entirely with flowers Don’t irritate me with suggesting Jasmine and Mogra It should be filled with hybrid flowers On the stage, we need to decorate organically! We should light the entire stage with candles The flowers and candles should fight with each other
about whose scent is more powerful! Bro, Are you paying attention!
PAY ATTENTION When we look at the lawn, the entire sky should have come down, instead of the stars, it should be rice bulb! That’s how we will get beautiful Instagram pictures! Bro! Then tell your caterers that the food should be impeccable, meaning super awesome! Should have both North Indian and South Indian Apart from that, I need Chinese,
Italian, Spanish and Continental! I need a selfie booth here Use this as a prop booth! Finally, I need a wooden board here to
show who’s wedding it is! Our both names should be written
*suggest random font and too specific size* It should be super cute and this is how I
envisioned my dream fairy tale wedding! *Decorator faints* Subha : Bro! I will pay you 10000 rupees for all this decorations! Subha to Public : Someone wake him up!
He has a wedding to prepare! Subha : Hey I am going to jewellery shopping tomorrow I’m not sure what to buy, my ring needs to be
mind-blowing, spectacular and unique too! It should be different than everybody’s! *Tired Friend feigns interest*
Subha : It should be brighter than the sun And also look cute like the moon!
I need something amazing like that Platinum? So last season di! You should wear diamonds? Diamonds are so common!
Who doesn’t have it? Priyanka Chopra has it, Deepika Padukone has it,
even the Queen of England has it! I want to something different Tired Friend : Rubies? Subha : Not my scene! Tired Friend : Emaralds?
Subha : No No Tired Friend : Pearl?
Subha : MMmhm Tired Friend : Sapphire?
Subha : Psssh! Tired Friend : Swarosvki?
Subha : I need something unique and diffferent! Tired Friend : Brick?
Subha : *intensifies* Subha to Makeup Artist : Hi! This is Subha Makeup Artist : Hi I am searching for a makeup artist for my wedding
If you tell me your tariff, I will book you! So putting makeup for bride is Rs.20000
For Travelling to the venue, extra charges! If the venue is outside Chennai, like Tambaram, Chrompet, Guindy means extra 5000 rupees And if the bride is bald or loosing hair,
then for extra hair extensions – Rs. 5000 Waiting charges for more than hour – Rs. 5000 Trial makeup is extra Rs.3000,
if you need trial for hair, then extra Rs.2000! For all extra people to put makeup on,
it’s extra Rs.5000 each Saree draping for bride – Extra Rs.5000 For two saree change, extra Rs.5000 So which package would you like to select? Subha : Why don’t you do trial makeup on the wedding day itself! Makeup Artist : Cuts Call My name is Memories from Marimuthu So nice to meet you! My wedding got fixed,
and that’s why I wanted to check out photographers! Sure mam, We have 6 packages!
First one is low end package! In this package, we will send interns that joined yesterday, one photographer and one videographer We will click 300 photos,
but not one will be worth looking at! So you wont even think about printing an album! The next package is low high package,
It’s a bit costlier than the previous one! We will print an album for you,
but you will have to pay for it! We have a package in mid-range!
We just have one rule for this package! If you look good, the photos will look good too!
We can’t guarantee anything more than that! You will get one good picture to post on Instagram! The next package is mid-high package, in this we don’t care if you look good, we don’t care whether we take good photos We use apps like Snapseed, Photoshop, Lightroom, VSCO and edit it to a point that it looks good! Anyway you are going to
put an Instagram filter on top of that! So we don’t give a damn! See, you don’t even need to book an AC hall, we will fly enough drones to give you ventilation The budget for this will include the entire
wealth of seven generations of your family Subha : Thank you Subha to Friend : Dude, you are pursuing engineering right? Will you be the official photographer in my wedding? OMG! so beautiful! This engagement decor looks amazing! So pretty! Look at it! *Realizes she was given the task of seeing the route* Subha : I will see now, I get excited when it’s wedding related stuff! Reverse the car now! Subha to Mom : This is so good, I will go take bath in 5 minutes ma! *keeps scrolling* Share this video if you are a bride,
or if you have a friend who is getting married! If you have experienced something like this,
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