Nathan For You – Party Planner Pt. 1


PREMIERE PARTY PLANNERS. AND SHE HAS BIG HOPES OF TAKING
HER COMPANY, VERONIQUE EVENTS,
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
– MY WISH IS TO BE
A BIGGER COMPANY
WITH A LOT OF ARTISTIC DIRECTORS
AND, YOU KNOW, A WHOLE CREW. – BUT TO DO THIS, SHE’S GOING
TO NEED SOMETHING THAT MAKES HER DIFFERENT
THAN EVERYONE ELSE. SO I PAID VERONIQUE A VISIT
TO SEE IF I COULD HELP. HEY. [dog yips]
OH, JEEZ– WHEN SOMEONE’S HAVING A PARTY THE BIGGEST STRESS COMES
FROM WHO TO INVITE. – ABSOLUTELY.
– I MEAN, SOMETIMES THERE ARE JUST PEOPLE
YOU DON’T WANT TO INVITE. – YES. – BUT YOU DON’T WANT THEM
TO KNOW YOU DIDN’T INVITE THEM BECAUSE THEN THEY’LL HATE YOU. BUT YOU DON’T WANT THEM TO KNOW
THAT YOU DON’T LIKE THEM. RIGHT?
– YEAH. BUT THE THING IS, YOU HAVE TO MAKE CHOICES. – BUT MAYBE YOU DON’T. THESE DAYS, MOST PARTY
INVITATIONS ARE SENT AS A DIGITAL INVITE
THROUGH EMAIL. SO IF IT WAS POSSIBLE TO DEVELOP
A TECHNOLOGY THAT COULD SEND CERTAIN PEOPLE’S INVITES
DIRECTLY TO THEIR SPAM FOLDER, VERONIQUE’S CLIENTS COULD INVITE
EVERYONE THEY KNOW TO A PARTY, WHILE GUARANTEEING THEIR
UNDESIRED GUEST WON’T SHOW UP. AND IF CONFRONTED AFTER
THE EVENT BY THAT GUEST, THEY COULD SIMPLY SAY, “I DID INVITE YOU.
DID YOU CHECK YOUR SPAM?” – THAT IS A GA–
GREAT TRICK. – I MEAN, AS THE ONLY PARTY
PLANNER TO PROVIDE THIS SERVICE, YOU WOULD GET EVERYONE WANTING
YOU TO PLAN THEIR PARTY. – YOU KNOW,
I WANT TO SEE HOW IT WORKS. I WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE THIS INFORMATION. AND THEN IF I HAVE THE USE, YES.
WHY NOT USING IT? – BEFORE VERONIQUE COULD OFFER
THIS SERVICE TO HER CLIENTS, I’D FIRST NEED TO CREATE
THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE IT WORK. SO I HIRED A SOFTWARE ENGINEER
NAMED CHRIS, WHO BUILT ME A CUSTOM INVITATION
SYSTEM TO EXECUTE MY IDEA. – ALL RIGHT, SO THIS IS
THE INVITATION FORM. – RIGHT.
– AND THEN ON THIS SIDE YOU ENTER THE EMAILS
WITH YOUR DESIRED GUESTS AND YOUR UNDESIRED GUESTS. – SO THE EMAILS IN HERE
GO WHERE? – THE DESIRED GUESTS EMAILS
WILL BE SENT TO THE INBOX. BUT WITH THE UNDESIRED GUESTS I JUST PUT A WHOLE BUNCH
OF SPAM WORDS IN THAT EMAIL, SENT IT THROUGH A FOREIGN SERVER
THAT WAS LOCATED IN RUSSIA. – SO THAT MAKES IT GO TO SPAM–
– YEAH. SO THAT MAKES IT GO TO SPAM. – AND WHAT WORDS DID YOU USE? – UM, I USED “VIAGRA”, “PENIS”,
“PENIS ENLARGEMENTS”, I PUT EVERYTHING FROM
1-INCH PENIS ALL THE WAY TO 10-INCH PENIS. – WHY 1-INCH PENIS? – UH, BECAUSE IT’S JUST MORE
TO PUT IN THERE. – ‘CAUSE I’VE SEEN SPAM
FOR LIKE, 8-INCH PENIS, 9–
– YEAH. – BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN SOMEONE–
A SPAM EMAIL SAY, LIKE, “DO YOU WANT A 1-INCH PENIS?” – [laughs] – BUT YEAH. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU DID
A GOOD JOB. – YEAH. – CHRIS SENT A TEST INVITE
TO MY EMAIL AND IT SEEMED TO WORK GREAT WITH THE HIDDEN KEYWORDS
DIRECTING IT STRAIGHT TO MY SPAM FOLDER. THERE IT IS. SO THE NEXT DAY, I RETURNED
TO VERONIQUE TO SHOW HER WHAT I HAD DEVELOPED. [dog yips shrilly]
OH! OH, SORRY, SORRY.
JESUS CHRIST. THE PROGRAM WILL ADD HIDDEN
WORDS TO THOSE EMAILS THAT WILL MAKE THEM GO
DIRECTLY TO SPAM. – OH.
– THERE’S “PENIS”, “ROLEX”– – I MEAN THE IDEA IS– – UH, “PENIS ENLARGEMENT”…
– OH. – “VIAGRA”, “8-INCH PENIS”,
“9-INCH PENIS”, “10-INCH PENIS”, “11-INCH PENIS”…
– GOOD. – “VIAGRA PENIS”– – I MEAN, I DON’T NEED TO KNOW
EXACTLY– IS IT IMPORTANT FOR ME TO KNOW
THIS INFORMATION? – IF ANY OF YOUR CLIENTS ASK,
YOU SHOULD KNOW. – NO,
NOBODY WOULD BE INTERESTED. – WELL, SOME PEOPLE
MIGHT WANT TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS. IT’S INTERESTING SCIENCE. VERONIQUE WAS IMPRESSED. BUT IN ORDER TO SHOW HER
THE PSYCHOLOGICAL IMPACT MY SYSTEM WOULD HAVE, I DECIDED TO THROW
A SMALL PARTY AT MY PLACE AND PUT SOMEONE THAT I KNOW
ON THE UNDESIRED GUEST LIST. FOR THIS, I CHOSE SALOMON,
WHO WORKS ON MY SHOW, BECAUSE I KNEW IT
WOULD HURT HIS FEELINGS IF HE FOUND OUT
HE WASN’T INVITED. SO AFTER SENDING THE INVITES, I HEADED HOME TO PREPARE
FOR MY PARTY.

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