Luke Bryan & Lionel Richie Are NOT Invited to Katy Perry’s Wedding


>>Jimmy: MAY I ASK, DO YOU GUYS ALWAYS SIT IN LIKE THESE POSITIONS YOU HAVE NOW SET — >>WE DO WHAT WE’RE TOLD SO WE CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK!>>THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.>>SENIORITY, BEAUTY, BRAINS.>>I HAD STARED INTO KATIE’S LEFT EAR.>>VERY CLEAN.>>BECAUSE SHE SITS, AND I’M JUST LIKE, THERE IT IS. LEFT EAR.>>Jimmy: WHY IS IT SO CLEAN, KATIE? ARE YOU USING Q-TIPS? YOU KNOW YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO.>>I DON’T CARE, LUKE HAS TO LOOK INSIDE MY EAR. SOMETIMES THEY GET STUCK.>>Jimmy: YOU’RE THE SENIOR PARTNER? THE FIRM?>>IT’S EITHER SENIOR PARTNER OR SENIOR CITIZEN. I LIKE SENIOR PARTNER BETTER.>>WE’RE HERE TO PRESERVE HIS LEGACY.>>YOU LIKE THAT?>>OR RUIN IT.>>Jimmy: I THINK YOUR LEGACY IS UNDIMINISHABLE, REALLY.>>WELL, NO, NO, NO. YOU HAVEN’T MET THESE TWO. THESE TWO, I MEAN, WHATEVER MY COMFORT ZONE WAS, THEY HAVE TAKEN ME TO A NEW LEVEL OF JUST BY THE SEAT OF MY PANTS.>>Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT.>>I’M NOT SURE WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN. BUT GOING OUT ON THAT SHOW, EVERY TIME WE GO OUT, I JUST HOLD MY BREATH AND GO, GOD TAKE ME TO THE NEXT LEVEL.>>Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU PLAY IT PRETTY SAFE IN GENERAL.>>YOU KNOW ME. WE DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES. ONCE YOU SURVIVE IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS FOR 100 YEARS AND YOU’RE STILL HERE, YOU DON’T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES. THESE TWO TAKE ME TO THE EDGE.>>Jimmy: I KNOW KATIE, FOR SURE, WILL, KATY, WILL YOU AGREE WITH THIS ASSESSMENT OF LIONEL IS THAT HE’S GOT THE GREATEST STORIES.>>OH, MY GOSH.>>Jimmy: BUT HE KEEPS THEM FOR PRIVATE SITUATIONS.>>IT’S THE BEST.>>OKAY, SO I RAN INTO LIONEL RICHIE WHEN THERE WAS THIS TALK ABOUT MAYBE DOING “AMERICAN IDOL.” I ACTUALLY RAN INTO HIM AT SUNSET TOWER. GET A RESERVATION. AND I RAN INTO HIM AND LISA.>>RIGHT.>>AND WE HAD A DRINK TOGETHER, AND HE WAS TELLING ME STORIES ABOUT DIANA ROSS AND WHITNEY HOUSTON. AND I WAS LIKE OH, MY GOSH. YOU HAVE SO MUCH WISDOM. THEY ASKED ME WHO DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE ON THE SHOW, WHO WOULD BE REALLY COMPLEMENTARY. AND I WAS LIKE, ACTUALLY, LIONEL RICHIE WOULD HOLD IT DOWN SO HARD, AND HE HAS.>>Jimmy: WERE YOU VERY RIGHT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: I ALREADY FEEL LIKE JUST EVEN HEARING THAT STORY THAT LUKE IS LEFT OUT IN A WAY.>>YES, SOMEHOW, NO, SOMEHOW HERE I AM.>>I WAS LIKE WHO IS THIS GUY WHO LIKES HUNTIN’ AND FISHIN’?>>LET ME GIVE YOU THE COMPLIMENT.>>SHE ALWAYS GO NES INTO THE HUNTIN’. >>AND SHE CONTORTS HER FACE. >>THEY ASKED ME DURING MY INTERVIEW, WHO WOULD YOU CONSIDER?>>Jimmy: AND?>>AND I SAID LUKE. I SAID YOU GOT, YOU’VE GOT TO HAVE — [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: YOU DID?>>I DID.>>WE’VE ALL CHOSEN EACH OTHER.>>AND UNBEKNOWNST, THEY WERE PUTTING IT TOGETHER. WE DIDN’T KNOW WHETHER WE WERE GOING TO BE IN OR OUT. AND ALL OF A SAID I SAID TRUST ME, THERE IS NEVER A DULL MOMENT WITH LUKE IN THE HOUSE.>>AND I’M LIKE, THE SHOW PICKED ME? REALLY?>>Jimmy: DO YOU GUYS PEEL LIKE Y FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE A LOT IN COMMON?>>YEAH!>>WE DO.>>FIRST OF ALL, THEY GET ME OUT HERE IN L.A. AND THEY’RE LIKE, WE GOT TO GET YOU ON A SKIN TREATMENT, ON VITAMINS.>>HOLD ON, NO, NO, NO. I COME IN WITH A DIFFERENT COLORED DRINK EVERY MORNING, WHETHER IT BE GREEN DRINK.>>GREEN JUICE.>>TURMERIC, BONE BROTH. AND HE’S LIKE, WHY ARE YOU DRINKING ANIMAL BONES? AND I’M LIKE, HONEY, YOU NEED TO START TAKING VITAMINS AND NOT SO MUCH METAMUCIL. IT’S NOT GOING TO DO THE TRICK.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU TAKING A LOT OF METAMUCIL?>>YOU SHOULD SEE HOW LONG THESE BREAKS ARE.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>SO TRUE.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: WE’VE INVADED YOUR, NOT JUST YOUR PRIVACY, BUT YOUR COLON NOW.>>YEAH. AND WE CAN’T TAKE THAT TURN OUT HERE.>>Jimmy: THIS IS A PHOTO THAT LIONEL POSTED TO INSTAGRAM. IT WROTE, I’M OUT HERE EXPLORING OREGON, A LITTLE KAYAKING, A LITTLE FISHING, NEED SOME HELP WITH THIS.>>FROM THE MATRIX.>>HE LOOKS LIKE LAUNRENCE FISHBURNE FOR SURE.>>WE GET OUT THERE IN OREGON, AND WE’RE FILMING, AND THESE HORSES ARE SUPPOSED TO RUN BY US. YOU KNOW, JUST THIS AMAZING SCENE OR WHATEVER. WE GET OUT THERE, SHE’S HAVING HAY FEVER, LIONEL’S, I’M LIKE, I’M, I’M IN MY ELEMENT THEN.>>HE WAS FULLY ENJOYING IT. I’M SITTING THERE GOING, GUYS, THIS IS SOME — >>UNTIL.>>MY THROAT’S CLOSING UP. AND LUKE IS OUT THERE JUST TAKING IN THE AIR.>>DID I THROW HORSE MANURE AT YOU.>>YOU ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED IN IT.>>IT HAPPENS.>>Jimmy: YOU TAKE A LOT OF METAMUCIL, YEAH.>>IT MIGHT BE YOUR OWN.>>IT HAPPENS.>>Jimmy: I THINK THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU’D JUST BEEN RECENTLY ENGAGED.>>YES, I’M STILL ENGAGED, THANK GOD! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: WILL THESE GUYS BE INVITED TO THE WEDDING?>>I CAN’T AFFORD THEM.>>YEAH, YOU CAN. NO. BUT, YOU KNOW IT’S SO FUNNY, I’M ACTUALLY LIKE A, NOT A BRIDE SYLLA, I CALL MYSELF LIKE A BRIDE-CHILLA. I’M KIND OF CHILL. YOU ABOUT I AM ONE OF THOSE GIRLS WHERE I GOT ENGAGED FEBRUARY 14th. AND THEN I BOOKED THE PLACE FEBRUARY 19th.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU WASTED NO TIME.>>OH, NO, OH, NO!>>Jimmy: I TAKE IT VERY SERIOUSLY. AND WILL THESE GUYS BE EXPECTED TO SING AT YOUR WEDDING?>>I CAN’T AFFORD THEM. THEY HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO WHILE I’M GETTING MARRIED.>>Jimmy: THIS IS YOUR WAY OF SAYING THEY ARE ACTUALLY NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING.>>I WAS GOING TO SAY — >>YOU KNOW, IF WE WERE IN LIMBO. LIONEL AND I HAVE BEEN DROPPING HINTS.>>WE’VE SOLIDIFIED.>>WHEN’S IT GOING TO BE?>>Jimmy: NO NEED TO DROP ANYMORE. YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO THE WEDDING.>>LET’S JUST SAY — >>Jimmy: LET’S JUST SAY DON’T SAVE THE DATE, OKAY? WE HAVE THE JUDGES FROM “AMERICAN IDOL,” WHICH COMES BACK ON SUNDAY. LUKE, KATY AND LIONEL. WE’LL BE BACK WITH MORE AFTER THIS. ♪ SADDING SADDING, SADDING ♪ AN OLD MAN IN A CAN ♪ WHERE THEY GO TO SCHOOL ♪ AND WE MAKE FUN ♪ SARDINES ♪ SARDINES >>Jimmy: WE ARE BACK WITH LUKE BRYAN, KATY PERRY AND LIONEL RICHIE.>>EVERYBODY’S GOING TO WALK AROUND THE REST OF THE DAY GOING. ♪ SARDINE SARDINE SARDINE >>SHE’S SAYING “SARDINE.”>>Jimmy: WHO IS THE BEST AT BREAKING THE NEWS?>>HE’S LIKE THE UNDERTAKER.>>NFL TEAMS COULD HIRE HIM TO COME IN AND DO THE POST SUPER BOWL LOSS SPEECH.>>OUR JOB IS BASICALLY NOT, FIRST OF ALL, SOME OF THESE KIDS COME IN, AND THEY’RE ALREADY BROKEN. WHEN I SAY THAT, IT’S TOUGH. SO WHAT I DON’T WANT TO DO IS HAVE THEM LEAVE BROKEN EVEN MORE.>>YES.>>SO MOST OF THE TIME WE BUILD THEM UP TO LET THEM KNOW THAT HALF OF THEM DON’T HAVE FAMILIES. THINK ABOUT THIS. SO ALL OF A SUDDEN WE BECOME THEIR FAMILY.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: REALLY? THAT SEEMS EXTREME.>>THAT’S HOW CLOSE. BECAUSE YOU SEE THEM LIKE THIS, WHEN THEY’RE TALKING.>>Jimmy: RIGHT, YEAH.>>YOU DON’T HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT BOO, AND THEY’LL FALL OVER.>>Jimmy: SO YOU BOO THEM?>>NO.>>NO.>>THIS IS “AMERICAN IDOL” ON ABC!>>SO WHAT HAPPENS, IT’S MY JOB TO BASICALLY GO IN AND SAY, LISTEN, I BUILD YOU UP TO THE POINT WHERE YOU MADE IT THIS FAR, BUT DO YOU HAVE A SHOT IN THIS COMPETITION? ABSOLUTELY NOT. BUT I DON’T LEAVE THEM BROKEN.>>Jimmy: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU’D BE A GREAT BACHELOR, BECAUSE THE BACHELOR HAS TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME. YOU SHOULD BE THE GUY WHO COMES IN AND TELLS “THE BACHELORETTE”S — >>HE’S LIKE THE WILLIAM WALLACE.>>I’M VERY FLATTERED.>>THEY ALMOST LOOK EXCITED THAT THEY GOT TOLD NO AFTER LIONEL TALKS TO THEM.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>HE’S QUOTING VERSES FROM LIKE — >>THE BIBLE.>>THE BIBLE, LIKE THE OLD TESTAMENT STUFF.>>Jimmy: REALLY?>>BUT I ENJOY IT, BECAUSE IT’S MY JOB TO HELP THEM UNDERSTAND THAT THERE’S SOME AVENUES THEY CAN GO DOWN. REMEMBER, NOW, THESE KIDS ARE 15, 16 AND 17. THEY HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED THEIR LIVES YET.>>YEAH.>>BUT YOU CAN SEE THEM GOING, WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? AND I HAVE TO SAY YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S NOT YOUR TIME OR WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE. BUT IT IS PAINFUL BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME KIDS ON THIS SHOW THAT ARE HOMELESS. NOW IMAGINE, WE DON’T HAVE TO SAY ANOTHER BAD THING ABOUT THEM. WE JUST HAVE TO GIVE THEM HOPE THAT THERE IS A DREAM OUT THERE FOR THEM.>>Jimmy: IT’S A VERY SWEET THING TO DO. AND I WILL TELL YOU. I DIDN’T REALLY THINK OF IT THAT WAY. AND IT MAKES IT EVEN MORE CONFUSING TO ME NOW, WHY KATY WOULDN’T INVITE YOU TO HER WEDDING. WITH A THING LIKE THAT, SUCH A BEAUTIFUL THING.>>ACTUALLY, HERE’S THE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO OFFICIATE MY WEDDING?>>I — [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WE ALMOST HAD A TENDER MOMENT THERE.>>SHE ALMOST BECAME — >>I DON’T THINK SHE NEEDS ME THERE. YOU ONLY NEED ONE PREACHER. YOU CAN’T HAVE TWO. BECAUSE I WOULD BE THERE GOING, YOU KNOW — >>MY DAD’S A PREACHER, THAT’S WHAT HE MEANS.>>OVER THE YEARS, KATY. THEY WOULDN’T WANT TO HEAR THAT. SHE NEEDS A LOT OF FUN, SEE.>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, BUT HEARING YOU SING “MY LOVE” WOULD BE NICE, ALSO.>>HEY!>>AND ANOTHER 17 WEDDING SONGS THAT CHANGED THE WORLD.>>Jimmy: IT’S NOT LIKE YOUR MUSIC WOULD FIT IN AT A WEDDING. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WELL, IT’S GREAT TO SEE YOU GUYS. KEEP LETTIN’ THEM DOWN EASY.>>Jimmy: LUKE BRYAN, KATY PERRY AND LIONEL RICHIE! “AMERICAN IDOL” PREMIERES SUNDAY AT 8 HERE ON ABC. WE’LL BE BACK WITH LUCY HALE.

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