How to Lead a Double Life


How to Lead a Double Life. Whether you want to juggle two wives or keep
you alter ego separate from your day job, here are the precautions you must take. You will need A second name A daily planner
A second phone line A P.O. box A good memory An escape plan and a checklist. Step 1. Assume a different name for any risqué second
life. This will help you immediately get into character
when you hear your name called in public. Step 2. Buy a daily planner and be maniacal about
scheduling every hour of your day. If you’re going to be successful in leading
two different lives, you’ve got to keep them from colliding. Step 3. Have separate phones and numbers for each
persona. Step 4. Get a P.O. box for the life you consider the
“secret” one. Step 5. Don’t allow photos to be taken of you. You never know where they could land, bringing
down your whole house of cards. Step 6. Be vigilant about assuming the right identity. If you wear the wrong wedding band with the
wrong partner, that’s gonna be a hard one to explain. Consider preparing a checklist that you can
review when transitioning from one role to the other. Step 7. Guard your privacy, even to the point of rudeness. You never know what a snoopy neighbor may
pick up on if you leave him in your den unattended. Step 8. Adopt an absent-minded professor demeanor
in both lives; it will make it easier to explain your tendency to repeat and contradict yourself. Step 9. Have an emergency plan in place, lest your
double life becomes exposed. Depending on the extent of your duplicity,
having a third identity ready and waiting may be in order! Did you know Self-described “gray, bald,
fat, old” British car salesman Melvyn Reed was successfully juggling three wives when
he awakened in a hospital room after heart surgery to find all three women ready to kill
him.

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